Hearts of Iron

September 30th, 2007

Some of the people who read this (by the way, who exactly is that?) might have heard me talk about Hearts of Iron.  If you have, you know that it’s more of an obsession than a game.

On the surface it looks, feels, and plays a lot like Risk.  But comparing Hearts of Iron to Risk is like comparing Halo 3 to the original Pong.

In this and all future screenshots, click on the picture to view a larger version.

menu bar

That’s just the top bar.  Yea.  I’m not explaining the game in any more detail than that, cause it’d just take way too long…

Ok, so lets walk through a game!  In this, I’m playing as the USNA (blue) in the scenario “The Abyss,” and I’ve declared war on The Confederates (black).

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The Confederate’s Capital is Mexico City (it’s the one in the middle, surrounded by blue).  I’ve landed troops in the surrounding provinces, and  thus cut off all supply lines (they all stem from the capital).  Now every one of their divisions is out of supply, making it easy to defeat them.

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I’ve taken most of the southwest, and I’m starting to advance into the southeast.

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I’ve taken the entire south except for one province.  That gets taken soon.

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I take Mexico City (allowing supply chains to resume. whoops), and push south into northern South America.

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And there you have it.  I’ve conquered the entire continent of North America, and some northern South America, and annexed The Confederates. Notice the date: It took just a little over 2 years.

Again, that’s barely scratching the surface.  In this case, I didn’t have any allies to compete with (yes, I compete with my allies), so I was able to take the entire country.  In other cases, such as the one below, you’ll see that that’s usually not the case.

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Now, that doesn’t come with a before picture, but just pretend there is.  APR (orange) originally extended from Cape Town (South Africa) to the Ottoman Empire (light green) border (there are still some APR controlled provinces there), and north to Roma (green) (again, still one province there), then west to the Atlantic, where it bordered Bourbon (gray) to the north.  So, basically, everything there that is now brown (Republic of China), blue (USNA), off-white (Australasia), and light blue (I think that’s Sweden), and some parts of the gray (Bourbon), was once orange (APR).  By the way, the big message window?  A peace offer made by APR, offering some large amount of territory in exchange for me backing off.  Well, sorry, I already had most of the country…

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And another desperate offer, when all they actually still controlled was their capital (so they wouldn’t be in supply).  Which is about to be taken.  “Decline.”

So yea.  After that, I declared war on Prussia and let my allies in Europe (mostly the Cossacks and Sweden, and a couple provinces for Bourbon) fall in on it.  The Cossacks took most of the country.  As the leader of the Axis (a required alliance even if the timeline’s been screwed with), they didn’t want to let the alliance die, so they allied with the Empire of Russia near the end of the war.  The Russians started chipping away at the Cossacks, so they rushed back to defend the eastern border.  Meanwhile, I went north, around Sweden, and landed in northern Russia.  I surrounded Moscow, the capital, and next went south, then east to capture most of western Russia (the Chinese got eastern Russia).  After that, I declared war on the Empire of Persia, and took almost the entire country (the Cossacks got a couple territories.  Now, I’m preparing to invade the European Soviets (Stalinist Britain), Roma (Stalinist Italy), and PRRS (Stalinist Japan) (their all allied).  And the people in South America (also Stalinist, I forget their name) might join them.  So, a war on four different fronts.  This should be interesting :).

The Farmers Invitational

September 16th, 2007

I don’t really feel like a huge post right now.

The Frosh/Soph course was 2 miles.  I finished 97th out of 193.  My time was 13:32.57 (I’m not positive about the milliseconds, but I’m pretty sure).  I think I finished ahead of everybody in JVB that ran Frosh/Soph.  That’s really all that matters, except that I started a little fast and my quads started hurting early.  But I kept up the pace, so that doesn’t really matter either.

thetoothpick.com Design Update

September 9th, 2007

Did I seriously neglect to post about my design overhaul? Oh well…

 I changed the layout of http://thetoothpick.com/ from the kind of blocky, straight thing it was to… well, kind of like a capsule.  It’s easier to show:

I’m going to experiment a bit with the header (I’ve given up trying to include the desert picture I had before).  I’ve found an image editor for Linux that will let you create/modify images (including adding text), from the command line, and someone’s created a PHP extension for it.  Now, all I’ve got to do is figure out how to install it on my server (I don’t own/control it).  I guess I could just ask IX, but I’m not sure they’d do it. In all honesty, I’d prefer to host the website on my own computer, but that’s more or less out of the question (my SharePoint site is already unbelievably slow. I didn’t post about that either, did I? I’ll get to that later).

I’ll keep changing this from time to time, but it’s gonna look a lot like that for a while.  My change log’s looking unused (yea, I’m keeping one.  And I’ve managed to almost lost it twice…).  If anyone’s got any suggestions, let me know.

First Race

September 6th, 2007

I’ve got my first race next Saturday.  The 15th.  Farmer’s invitational, at Hayward High School.  The Frosh/Soph Guys race is a 10:00.  We’ve all got to be at PHS by 7:30. Fun fun fun…  And, we get to wear our short shorts! >.<.

August 31st, 2007

August 31st, 2007

This post has no specific topic.

 

School started.  A while ago.  My schedule:

  1. Biology with Willats
  2. Spanish II with Leskowski
  3. Computer Programing TA for Mattix / Modern World History with Cowherd
  4. Algebra II with Hayden
  5. English 3-4 with Hill
  6. Modern World History with Cowherd / Social Psych with Blanpied
  7. LC with McCarthy

 I’m not going to talk about them.  If you want to know, ask me.  I won’t finish this blog if I start talking about everything…

 

Cross country is… alright, I guess.  Things hurt from time to time, but I’ll live…  Fuck, the freshmen are annoying.  There’s this one dumbass punk wannabe that’s just so annoying…  He won’t stop talking to us, even though there are plenty of freshmen on the team, and he seems incapable of saying anything intelligent.  I was asking Stephen what he thought the middle school XC team was doing (they were like… hopping 5-10 yards down the football field, not staying in any sort of recognizable formation [aka they're line kept braking apart]. he said he had no idea), and the freshman kid is just like “Well, you know, when you run, it hurts.  So maybe they’re just trying to get used to pain, so they can go faster!”  (It looked like they weren’t close to breaking a sweat).  The he continued.  “So, like if you stab your hand with a knife, you’ll be able to run faster!”  Stephen and I just kinda looked at him.  I was like “you know, that’s really not a good idea…”, and Stephen says “Actually, it’s a great idea! Go try it!”  Anyway.  He’s a pain in the ass.  I’m sure he’s just trying to fit in or something, but… cmon… go fit in with other freshmen or something.

 

Florida was fun.  Pictures!

 Mine:

Troop 4 - Florida Sea Base Trip

BTW, I did a lot of cool things with that.  You can view a map of the pictures, and you can view them in Google Earth.

 Amos’s:

http://picasaweb.google.com/grace.namaste/SeabaseTripAugust2007 (I can’t imbed it…)

God damit Amos…  I put up 83 pictures, so he puts up 92.  Granted, he did take like 600 to my 285… whatever.

http://picasaweb.google.com/grace.namaste/SeabaseTripAugust2007/photo#5104294802603934914

xD I look weird in that…

I might do some sort of post with stories and stuff.  Maybe.

 

Waterworld on Sunday!  Elaine and Justine want to strap sandwiches to me and have me wear a baggy shirt, so it just looks like I’m fat or something.  It’s mainly Justine though.  Thomas doesn’t care xP.  Donno if that’s going to happen xD.

 

Owell, I’ll write more at some other point in time, I guess.